Тысячи их.
A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover.
You Know What Is The Difference Between Girls Aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
At 8: “You Take Her To Bed And Tell Her A Story”
At 18: “You Tell Her A Story And Take Her To Bed”
At 28: “You Don’t Need To Tell Her A Story To Take Her To Bed”
At 38: “She Tells You A Story And Takes You To Bed”
At 48: “You Tell Her A Story To Avoid Going To Bed”
At 58: “You Stay In Bed To Avoid Her Story”
At 68: “If You Take Her To Bed, That’ll Be A Story“
I caught my son listening to a song called "Smack my Bitch Up".
I took him to one side and explained it wasn't big or clever to hit women.
"But Dad", he said, "It's not about that at all. It's about injecting women with heroin so they can be manipulated into prostitution."
My parents just said they want another child.
"I'd love a sibling!" I insisted.
"That's not what we meant." they added.
"Dad, are they allowed to put two people in the same grave?"
"I don't think so, son. Why do you ask?"
"Because that headstone over there says, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
Такие шутки есть здесь.
классика)
Army doctor: Have you any physical defects?
Inductee: Yes. No guts
или
Proud Father: our household represents the whole United Kingdom. I'm English, my wife's Irish, the nurse represents Scotland, and the baby wails.
Что значит no guts?
про шитцу можете разъяснить ? )
Шутка Барни из "Как я встретил вашу маму":
What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can’t peanut butter your dick up someone’s ass.