Вот тоже попалась забавная:
There's a train at 4:04 said Miss Jenny.
Four tickets I'll take.
Have you any?
Said the man at the door.
"Not four for 4:04,
For four for 4:04 is too many."
классика)
Army doctor: Have you any physical defects?
Inductee: Yes. No guts
или
Proud Father: our household represents the whole United Kingdom. I'm English, my wife's Irish, the nurse represents Scotland, and the baby wails.
Что значит no guts?
про шитцу можете разъяснить ? )
Шутка Барни из "Как я встретил вашу маму":
What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can’t peanut butter your dick up someone’s ass.