Знаете ли Вы веселые стихи на английском?

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Ksenia Glashkina · Accepted Answer

Сoventy Patmore
The kiss
‘I SAW you take his kiss!’ ‘’Tis true.’
‘O modesty!’ ‘’Twas strictly kept:
He thought me asleep—at least, I knew
He thought I thought he thought I slept.
Ogden Nash
The Dog...

Andrey Yupin · Answer

There’s a goblin at my window,
A monster by my door.
The pumpkin at my table
Keeps on smiling more and more.
There’s a ghost who haunts my bedroom,
A witch whose face is green.
They used to be my f...

Christina Sarytcheva · Answer

В первую очередь на память приходят лимерики. Их много, приведу один  пример:
There was an old man with a beard
Who said, "it’s just how I feared! 
Two owls and a hen 
Four larks and a wren 
Have a...

Andrei Kuratov · Answer

“Oh, innocent victims of Cupid,
Remember this terse little verse:
To let a fool kiss you is stupid,
To let a kiss fool you is worse”. (E.T. Harburg. Inscriptions on a Lipstick.)

Bo-Be Obi · Answer

Nature and nature's laws lay hid in night;
God said "Let Newton be" and all was light.
It could not last; the Devil shouting "Ho!
Let Einstein be!" restored the status quo.
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Был этот мир глубокой ...

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Знаете ли Вы веселые стихи на английском?