Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? Because it might crack up.
What do nuclear physicists like for dinner? - Fission chips.
Why are the fire tracks red? Because they're Russian (rushin').
Why did the rabbit cross the road? He wanted to show his girlfriend his guts.
И там ещё некоторые буквы не читаются)
классика)
Army doctor: Have you any physical defects?
Inductee: Yes. No guts
или
Proud Father: our household represents the whole United Kingdom. I'm English, my wife's Irish, the nurse represents Scotland, and the baby wails.
Что значит no guts?
про шитцу можете разъяснить ? )
Шутка Барни из "Как я встретил вашу маму":
What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can’t peanut butter your dick up someone’s ass.